Why you should watch Bollywood movies

Twin Twister

Between all the masala you can find if your not sure why good guy is behaving as psychotic dude them you are my friend fell pray to 'Twin twister Syndrome'. It is when at least one of the identical twins is born evil.

Leap Of Faith

No matter what educational background hero have and no matter to which unit he belongs to, when it comes to cutting the right wire out of the bomb, he will always cut the right one. He doesn't think twice just takes a leap of faith as he is sure never a hero died before cutting bomb wire.

Time Space(Place) Continuum

Hero has this special power that whenever he gets beaten by villain he shows no pain (#Stabbing / gun wound / kicks / punches); but the very moment girl cleans his wounds he cries like baby. Scientist across the world are trying to simulate this as it can come in handy when morphine is not around.

Suspended Holmes

The detective always solves the case when he is suspended. Case like robbery or murder or even plan of blowing up moon detective will solve the case provided he must be suspended. Even MI6 now suspends officer before assigning any case to them.

Telepathy Terror

All you need is to dance onscreen and people will follow you and do exactly same steps in synchronization that is hard to achieve even by 'Drill Sargent'. As if they are connected with some kind of force and communication line which makes them aware that which step to follow. (#Google have already submitted patent for technology)

Bond from Bollywood !

#1 Hritik Roshan
Well 90% of  Bollywood lovers will agree to this. He is a real bond material. Right from his personality till his action everything screams how perfect he is for '007' title.

#2 John Abraham
His acting and action, fits the profile. We already have seen him in some of the action movies and job done was fantastic. Already played spy in 'Madras Cafe' (# experience)

#3 Ranvir singh
Using looks and body as primary weapon this bond can show us some real passionate scenes with bond girls. He suits profile when it comes to action (#Gunday)

#4 Akshay Kumar
No need to introduce him. 'Bollywood ka khiladi'. He might not fit the description still who doesn't want to watch our action god playing spy loved by millions.

#5 Arjun Rampal
With improvement in his acting skill he is one of the contenders for the job.
His newly developed masculine body make him more aggressive yet his calm looks give him scholars aura. A perfect blend for bond.

Listees From Ticketees : Qualities of Gentleman.

Respect

No matter whom does he meet or talks to, he always shows respect. He treats everyone fair and without any hint of biased opinions. He strongly believes in respect is currency which works best with barter system.

Anger

He always keeps his calm. Never rushes to decision or get angry on anything. He makes sure to treat anger as force of creation and use it to create something instead of destroying it.

Love

He is passionate lover. He is loyal, faithful and trustworthy. He has eye for no one else but her lady. Though he treats all ladies with respect his girl is always his princes.

They always try and workout and never give up on someone they love.

Leader

He is true leader who believes in leading by an example. He makes sure to lift everyone up when they are falling and treat them equally. Most of all he make sure to be loyal to them no matter what the situation demands out of him.

Manners

He is well mannered and makes sure everyone is comfortable around him. His voice, postures and expressions are soothing more than dominating. They are often considered as flirting but they never will unless they tell you so.

Listees From Ticketees: Must watch movies, before you turn 30

Rang De Basanti

Redefining patriotism these movies takes us into the logical and sensible path of convincing what it means to be patriotic with it is powerful music by music magician A R Raheman. Specially the story telling of movie where historical events are mapped to real lifer situation of characters is really a piece of art 

Dil Chahata Hai 

Funny , romantic , meaningful portray of relationship called friendship. These movie has to much of quality work, be it actors, music , dialogues take any scene form the movie. after watching these you feel like everything around us is so awesome 

Ship of Theseus

Finally someone in Bollywood has dared to touch topic like these which will not only question your existence but also conveys deep understanding of rational way to thing about life.

Ankhon Dekhi

Slow pace and beautiful portray of character with very normal plot these movie is really a feel good movie. This gives you so many things with very small and simple events. It gives too much peace which can long last ages.

   

Andaz Apna Apna

Master piece of comedy movies with great chemistry between character. Specially “Sham bajaj” played by paresh rawal and “Crime master GOGO” by shakti kapoor will make your stomach ache. Confusion between events and characters is very well executed. Really funny movie with loads of laugh.

How school tought us lessons for life

Responsibility

You start making plans of eating lunch right after the morning prayers. You make sure nobody except your closest friends knows about it. And you feel responsible about doing that so as to maintain your cool bro aura.

Expression

Making every adult uncomfortable around us. We make sure to say and do stuff that brings chills on adults. Referring to mom and dad is as common as writing on friends uniform with ink pen.

Teamwork

You don't let anyone mess us with your buddy. Protecting your mate and ganging up on some poor kid is code everyone follows (#unless your that kid they are beating). We were all Spartans when we were together.

Faith

You have faith and trust on your buddies and nothing messes up with it, unless there is girl looking at your bench and you couldn't decide who is the guy. Faith that your friend also haven't finished homework and gonna join you in detention.

English movies with funny/Stupid/vague hindi titles.

John Carter (2012)

Now he is craying somewhere around planet 'Barsoom'. But still he doesn't know what it's meaning.

 ‘Captain America: The Winter Solider’ (2014)

Chubul pande is still looking for this 'Maha Dabang'.

‘Resident Evil’ (2002)

Now who is gonna RSVP this ?

‘Lara Croft: Tomb Raider’ (2001)

She started full time coaching classes after watching this poster.

‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ (2005)

They are still looking for their nort indian ally who posted this one.

‘Legion’ (2010)

He flew and never came back. He just couldn't take it anymore.

Listees Form Ticketees: Things not to do on first date.

Calling Names

There is no turnoff like guy calling her 'babbu' on first date, save it for later(#conditions apply).

Show her that you need not to be cheezy by calling her names which are taboo unless they are used by her first. Make sure you address her with her name and treat her with respect.

Being Superman

Don't start with 'I'm this / I'm that' its like she isn't on date but looking at creepy salespersons selling himself off to her. Listen more talk less. Let her ask questions if any. Don't make her regret coming out with blah blah...

Poor Past

Say NO to stories of your Ex. This will make your date confused about what exactly you want.  If you keep on comparing everyone with your ex and talk about her all the time then friends dating is not for you. Go home and sleep, your parents will find you nice girl.

Movie Mode

Never go for movie on first date never...never ever..never. First of all you cant talk to her while watching movie and that make you stranger who made her watch movie she might hate. She can hear eating noises you make while jumping on popcorns. It's recommended to go out where you can talk and know each other.

Friend Phantom

Do not and never send her any signal that you are there for friendship. Getting friendzoned on first date is like getting killed in friendly fire on battle field. Make sure she knows you are intrested in her but not as friend.