Monsoon and Romance

Coffee

who doesn't like some hot coffee after getting drenched in rain. It makes you feel comfortable and relaxed. Having coffee with someone you love after rain is bliss. Give it a try.

Walk

Holding hand walking down the road with nothing on your mind makes your bond stronger. It helps you connect better. Drop your umbrella and embrace the rain.

Movie

Had spent day in rain? It's time for movie now. Theater AC can play wonders for you. It will bring you close than you can imagine. Also there are chances of cold and shivering (use with caution)

Calls

Looking at rain from your window and calling her just to say 'she is more beautiful than this rain and air'. It just brings out the most romantic manic inside you.

Drive

Driving in the rain with your partner is as good as sharing most memorable moments of your life. Go out. Take leap of faith with her. Don't worry about traffic. As far as she is with you traffic is just a way to spend more time with her. 

Arranged Marriage Meetups

 Place

You cant actually decide where to meet.

Home: Too official

Bar: Too Open

CCD / McD : Too Obvious

And finally you meet them at railway station while coming back from office : Too Lame

Fashion

What to wear is a question people prefer to keep unanswered.

Formals: boring / office peon oriented.

T-shirt: seems immature

Party wear: out of question

and finally you end up wearing cloths your parents think you look smart in.

Language

What to say and how to say it.

Obviously way too odd to start with dude and babe.

You don't wanna scare her off with your slang and words from roadictionary.

Stories

What to say leads to topic you both can talk about. It can be your job (Boring unless you are in army), friends and hobbies etc. DO NOT start with stories which will scare the shit out of her(the day you beat that poor beggar, how to pissed on road after drinking 3 pitchers alone)

Past

Everyone comes with the baggage. Just don't overload person in front of you with all of it at once.

Take a breath. And decide if you wanna go for it or not.

Being Nostalgic !

As we grow up our choices change from something awesome to something that is available. Still deep in our heart we hold few things which are really special to us. Let's go through few items which are close to our hearts, If you are from Mumbai you will understand !

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Well trip via memory lane, isn't it ?
Comment if we missed anything.

People on notice period !

KT is LOL

They think Knowledge Transfer is 'bullfish'. They know that no matter how hard to try and educate them. Your words are as good as 'blah blah' to them. Nevertheless you will be victim of absence when issue shows up. 

HR mai-baap

They are mostly scared of HR policies. Account clearance, documents, recommendation; mostly they are concerned because their new job depends upon their performance at last one. So they try and keep masters of trade happy.

Chalo Chale Mitwa

They are like bonded to the place and moving on just because some serious shit happened. You can see pain of leaving on their face. Silent reasons can be: Affair with colleague, Boss ka panga, Backstabbing etc.

Dust 2 Laga

They are happy as hell. And just want to make most out of period left at company. They try and take risks as they are already out on papers. They are fierce and fearless. They are what they are because either they are starting their own company or new job they landed up doesn't give shit about your previous job.

Mil Jayega

They can be optimistic or naive or most stupid. They mostly put papers before even landing new job. They get more anxiety attacks as last day comes near and near. And people around start advising them about go on knees with manager.

Survival Guide: Admission Process

Let's do this !

After results they usually discuss internally what to do next, what field to select for further studies and why. The faithful will follow their best buddies in journey.

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Treasure Hunt

Search starts for the best college. Closer to home, friends applied for, other 'factors' make way in to get few colleges shortlisted.

An Alibi

You make some calls to know haw good the 'to be yours' institute is. You check for ex-students and your parents take over the investigation for you. 

Last Day

All that hard-work is down to this moment and you know you haven't filled in all the forms and you take the challenge and rush to make it possible.

Things you will find in Mumbai Traffic !

Not so best BEST

Overloaded Truck

Unstoppble Hathgaadi

Fast and Furious Rikhshaw-wala

Law Killer Taxi-wala

Noob Car Driver

Rider Biker

What next dilemma !

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#Decision