People on notice period !

KT is LOL

They think Knowledge Transfer is 'bullfish'. They know that no matter how hard to try and educate them. Your words are as good as 'blah blah' to them. Nevertheless you will be victim of absence when issue shows up. 

HR mai-baap

They are mostly scared of HR policies. Account clearance, documents, recommendation; mostly they are concerned because their new job depends upon their performance at last one. So they try and keep masters of trade happy.

Chalo Chale Mitwa

They are like bonded to the place and moving on just because some serious shit happened. You can see pain of leaving on their face. Silent reasons can be: Affair with colleague, Boss ka panga, Backstabbing etc.

Dust 2 Laga

They are happy as hell. And just want to make most out of period left at company. They try and take risks as they are already out on papers. They are fierce and fearless. They are what they are because either they are starting their own company or new job they landed up doesn't give shit about your previous job.

Mil Jayega

They can be optimistic or naive or most stupid. They mostly put papers before even landing new job. They get more anxiety attacks as last day comes near and near. And people around start advising them about go on knees with manager.

Survival Guide: Admission Process

Let's do this !

After results they usually discuss internally what to do next, what field to select for further studies and why. The faithful will follow their best buddies in journey.

.

Treasure Hunt

Search starts for the best college. Closer to home, friends applied for, other 'factors' make way in to get few colleges shortlisted.

An Alibi

You make some calls to know haw good the 'to be yours' institute is. You check for ex-students and your parents take over the investigation for you. 

Last Day

All that hard-work is down to this moment and you know you haven't filled in all the forms and you take the challenge and rush to make it possible.

Things you will find in Mumbai Traffic !

Not so best BEST

Overloaded Truck

Unstoppble Hathgaadi

Fast and Furious Rikhshaw-wala

Law Killer Taxi-wala

Noob Car Driver

Rider Biker

What next dilemma !

#1

#2

#3

#Decision

After Results: Students Reactions

#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

#6

Result Atyachhar: Lines for every relative this summer

#1

#2

#3

#4

Things every jobless guy goes through !

Family Atyachaar

Your parents (# Not all) will keep on taunting you about your jobless situation. Your every single habit will go through approval. Your shower habits, sleeping disorders, and food hazards will be noticed and you will be made aware of it. In a wrong way.

Society ki Maar

Every other aunty in your society wonders why you are always at home and they will make sure all their sisters will be aware of it, whereas all the uncles and relatives will ask you 'Kya socha hai ? / kya kar rahe ho ?'..And you are speechless.

Dosto ka Pyaar

No matter how hard it is they will be there with you, for you. All your overhead cost will be paid by them (# smokes / drinks / trips). They are real angels but they will also make sure that you will honor them with big fat ass party once you get a job.

Girlfriend ka Sansaar

Worst nightmare when your girlfriend is getting married and you can’t do a shit to stop it. You simply can’t feed yourself let alone the thought of feeding wife. And then she goes and you keep crying thinking you will make it big someday just to make her realize what she did to you was wrong (#she doesn’t give shit)