Survival Guide: Mumbai Summer

The Office
Pack your bag and tiffin, rush to catch train and reach office even before janitor does. And now sit back in your cubicle and bless that central cooling system for being such angel.

The Gola
Spot any roadside 'golawala', make up your mind and walk up to him and ask for gola. They must have huge choice for your taste bud, with extra 'nimbu' and 'thoda aur flavor daalo' your heating body will just cool down instantly.

The Splash
Make that journey towards restroom. Start the tap and fill your hands with the water and now splash it on your face. Make sure water reaches your neck and back of ear for best results.

The Beer
Gather your buddies, go to nearest bar and ask for any chilled beer (#They are all gonna taste same with this heat). Now close your eyes take deep breath and take sip of that elixir. Let the life come back to you.

The Sallu ( # For Guys only)
Name itself gives it up. Take of your shirt right now. Let your sweaty body breath and connect to any traces of aerial nirvana.

Celebrities Now and then !

 Shah Rukh Khan

Bobby Deol

Sanjay Dutt

Amir Khan

Abhishek Bacchan

Karishma / Karina Kapoor

Kajol

Akshaye Khanna

How to promote your event ?

Screams (The hulk)

Make sure you are audible across the geographical boundaries. You know how 'Hulk' makes it work.

Make Flyers (The stark)

Let's create something that will get job done for us. Flyers ! yes and let's deliver it on streets and door to door. (#lame)

Tell your friends (The Thor)

He keeps on telling his friends and family. Sometimes gets few insights from  'Heimdallr'. (He stalks Thor's girlfriend for him # creepy)

Telepathy (Professor Xavier)

Let's take step ahead and connect with everyone. Piece of cake ! isn't it ? If he can do it, why can't we after all its evolution.

Ticketees (The common man)

Do something that makes sence. Go to ticketees.com and create your event,share and promote on social media and sell your tickets.

Listees From Ticketees : Friendship one liners !

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Listees From Ticketees : Hostel Days Checklist

Love Dose

Having a relationship where you don't have to hide it is great. Hostel love stories go way back into past, any alumni you will ever find will have there own love story (#Crush / one sided).

Head Over Heels

Boozes, smokes, and etc. everything your mom thinks you shouldn't do and your siblings know you will do.

Olympics
'Games' you try and play them all. Be it Counter Strike just before your final exams or cricket you enjoy it all. There is nothing like playing rummy to decide who is gonna clean the room.

Fight Club
Fights to maintain your territory is extremely common. You tend to make sure nobody messes with your roommate and you maintain your 'dehshat' by all means possible.