Species Revealed: girlfriend-O'sepian

The dream girl:

She is the one you always dreamed about. With all your heart and with all you have.

And the best part is she reciprocate your feeling for her.

The taxer:

God made her just to punish you. apart from low battery, weak wi-fi single and slow internet she is there to screw up your life. Hotels, movies, outings, parties she makes sure your left with just enough money to pay for her cell phone top-up.

The pineapple:

Hell she is cute, mannered and everything every guy ever dreamed about (um..but). Well but she is idiot. She is so idiot that she thinks north pole is made up place and Narnia is real one.

The mp3:

She is real chatter box. Initially you take is as expressive girl but then you start realizing she is more than that; she is 'The mp3'. She can make your ears bleed and hell yes she will make you so sick with all blha..blahh that you actually are forced to kill yourself.

The inception girl:

Well friends she is not real. Imagining someone  out of nowhere is cool when your 5 years old but not now. You can identify symptoms easily when you buy yourself a gift on valentine day. and write love / break-up poems without being in one.

Listees From Ticketees: Best movie places across Mumbai

Liberty Cinema:

Built in 1947, the year of Indian Independence, they name it "Liberty". With capacity of 1200 sits being single screen theater it still made it to one of best movie places across Mumbai.

G7 Multiplex:

Seven cinema halls Gaiety, Galaxy, Gemini, Gossip, Gem, Grace and Glamour are the G7 multiplex at bandra. This is where they decide if movie is going to be hit or flop in Mumbai.

Eros Cinema:

The cinema opened in 1938, with a seating capacity of 1,204 people per show. Also one of the art deco movie places across city.

Regal Cinema:

The Regal Cinema is an Art deco Movie theater located at Colaba Causeway, in Mumbai. Opened in 1933. Also one of the art deco movie places across city.

Sterling Cinema (Cineplex):

Was opened in 1969 with single screen, and reopened as multiplex in 2006. One of the legendary places to watch movies.

Why you should stay away from long distance relationship ?

Light years calculation:

They are far far away from you and you just cant see them every now and then(you just wish you could). And you can't really do anything about it.

Aw...Man:

You get those instant surprising craving for them. and yet again cant do a thing ! Hug your pillow and go to sleep that's all. And try not to get jealous of other couples.

Lemon Law:

"Hey, sweety going out with my friends" well really? you feel that sense of possessiveness and insecurity inside you. Just get used to it, they are gonna go out and have fun with their friends. Make peace with it "YOU ARE NOT PART OF IT"

Send the raven:

calls / skype / sms is all you have. It becomes your lifeline and your cellphone your heartbeats. So whenever that little thing vibrates you wish its from them but face it. It's might not.

Black Hole Syndrome:

You never know whats going to happen next. What if ? / Are they ? / Really ? starts to haunt you and this so called syndrome leaves you so vulnerable that you end up punching yourself in eye. #ouch.

Why you should buy stuff online?

we all know how difficult it is to catch the local train in Mumbai at peak hours (shivers, right ?). well thank god we don't have to go through all the pain while buying tickets online. And here is why;

Get deadly offers:

The rain of offers you just cant ignore. Makes life exciting when you get discounts and free stuff.

Time travel:

You can literally save lots of time by buying stuff online. No more travelling / queues / waiting. Everything instant (Unless your internet speed sucks, that's worst then no internet #sorry).

You get to choose:

well online shopping gives you choices you never ha before. All items from warehouse / top-shelf / display / rack are just one click away.

Save money:

Dysfunctional girlfriends will rob you of your money as shopping with them will lead to buying lots of stuff which is useless(actually costly). Online shopping seems better idea.

wanna know more about easy, simple online buying experience ? visit ticketees.com and buy tickets for dramas and sell event tickets too.

Species Revealed: boozing friends

We all have lots of friends good, bad and so many categories we can divide them into. Still we all have that set of friends we take out for drinks or join them. Let’s take look few of square pegs,

The Chakna people:

They are all about 'chakna'. They never stops eating no matter what's in the plate. If not cheap drinks they are sure to give you headaches. Still its good to have them around (as they are only one sober) when you need them.

The kidnappers:

No matter what the issue be it break up , fights, or any thing ; after few drinks they always end up saying "Chal yaar utha laate hai !"

The 'bro':

They end up hugging you, holding your hand, or if you are luck enough puke on you and say "Tu mera bhai hai". They will take your side no matter what even when you are the one mixing water into water !

The oath-breaker:

someone who can vow on making drink in their hand the last drink of their life. No worries you can easily find them drinking next time you go fro some drinks. They are typically known as the oath-breakers.

The giver:

Don't get fooled by their capacity of drinking / eating / both, they will give you more than something to boast about them. warm, smelly, glass full of puke. #urrghhhh.

getting flashbacks from your drinking ventures? put your friends in their class and have fun.