English movies with funny/Stupid/vague hindi titles.

John Carter (2012)

Now he is craying somewhere around planet 'Barsoom'. But still he doesn't know what it's meaning.

 ‘Captain America: The Winter Solider’ (2014)

Chubul pande is still looking for this 'Maha Dabang'.

‘Resident Evil’ (2002)

Now who is gonna RSVP this ?

‘Lara Croft: Tomb Raider’ (2001)

She started full time coaching classes after watching this poster.

‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ (2005)

They are still looking for their nort indian ally who posted this one.

‘Legion’ (2010)

He flew and never came back. He just couldn't take it anymore.

Listees Form Ticketees: Things not to do on first date.

Calling Names

There is no turnoff like guy calling her 'babbu' on first date, save it for later(#conditions apply).

Show her that you need not to be cheezy by calling her names which are taboo unless they are used by her first. Make sure you address her with her name and treat her with respect.

Being Superman

Don't start with 'I'm this / I'm that' its like she isn't on date but looking at creepy salespersons selling himself off to her. Listen more talk less. Let her ask questions if any. Don't make her regret coming out with blah blah...

Poor Past

Say NO to stories of your Ex. This will make your date confused about what exactly you want.  If you keep on comparing everyone with your ex and talk about her all the time then friends dating is not for you. Go home and sleep, your parents will find you nice girl.

Movie Mode

Never go for movie on first date never...never ever..never. First of all you cant talk to her while watching movie and that make you stranger who made her watch movie she might hate. She can hear eating noises you make while jumping on popcorns. It's recommended to go out where you can talk and know each other.

Friend Phantom

Do not and never send her any signal that you are there for friendship. Getting friendzoned on first date is like getting killed in friendly fire on battle field. Make sure she knows you are intrested in her but not as friend.

Species Revealed: Boyfriendosaurus

The Noah

Just like guy from the movie 'Notebook' he is madly in love with his girl. He just cant shake the feeling of her being his 'Only One'. Hard to come by. If you have one hold onto him.

The Rajiv 

He is from movie 'Pardes'. Takes his girl for granted and as trophy. Least intrested in her except material stuff(# A). He just loves to keep show them off to people and take pride in doing so.

The Rahul 

Creepy as hell, cam directly from movie 'Darr'. He inspired others to decide on level of possesiveness. He sure though loves his girlfrind but yeah possesive; like enchanted by an evil witch. Just break-up  before he drags you into trouble(# be safe).

The Ricky Bahl

Money over substance, looks over soul, polished over principles. is their motto. He loves you (?) more than that he loves your money (For sure !). Take deep reath and check you bank transactions; if you have spent more than 25% of it on him then congradulations you are one of the girls from 'Ladies vs Ricky Bahl'

The Barney Stinson

You are just another number for him, nthing more than that. He belives in "Ladkiya bas ki tarah hoti hai..ek gayi dusri aayegi". For a time he makes you feel special and when he's done playing he simply throws his toys away(# you were a barbie he had). So realise the fact of being just a number and kick his a*s.

Why you should be friends with actors?

The Pass

They have access to some of the coolest parties and venues and premieres. They can take you to the place you alwayz wondered to have drink or dinner and that to without blinking eye.

The Story

They always have some fabulos story with someone you is famous. And suddenly you ealise yes this is awesome and you justlove their stories

The Fun

They are fun to be around. They keep us elling jokes do mimicry and what not. They have this difffent kind of comedy sense that you ought to love.

The Spoiler

You know the story of TV serials before its broadcast and you can blackmail this information to your parents. It feels great to know something which nobody else does.