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Tuesday 28 April 2015

Species Revealed: Boyfriendosaurus

The Noah
Just like guy from the movie 'Notebook' he is madly in love with his girl. He just cant shake the feeling of her being his 'Only One'. Hard to come by. If you have one hold onto him.


The Rajiv 
He is from movie 'Pardes'. Takes his girl for granted and as trophy. Least intrested in her except material stuff(# A). He just loves to keep show them off to people and take pride in doing so.


The Rahul 
Creepy as hell, cam directly from movie 'Darr'. He inspired others to decide on level of possesiveness. He sure though loves his girlfrind but yeah possesive; like enchanted by an evil witch. Just break-up  before he drags you into trouble(# be safe).

The Ricky Bahl
Money over substance, looks over soul, polished over principles. is their motto. He loves you (?) more than that he loves your money (For sure !). Take deep reath and check you bank transactions; if you have spent more than 25% of it on him then congradulations you are one of the girls from 'Ladies vs Ricky Bahl'


The Barney Stinson
You are just another number for him, nthing more than that. He belives in "Ladkiya bas ki tarah hoti hai..ek gayi dusri aayegi". For a time he makes you feel special and when he's done playing he simply throws his toys away(# you were a barbie he had). So realise the fact of being just a number and kick his a*s.