How to be A Detective: For Dummies

Worship ACP Pradyuman 

Yes! he is the god of solving all the cases assigned to him. He never lost a single one since 1998. As man with 100% success rate you must pray. If you are luck enough you will learn few of his tricks.

 Read 'Chacha Chaudhri Comics'

He is smart, he got 'SABU' by his side, no weakness and with brain that works faster than computer he is the best case solver human race has ever seen before.

Play 'Criminal Case' on FB

Its crazy. But it helps you think systematically to be observant and what not. It will definitely help you become good detective over the time unless your friends kill you first because off all the game request you send them.

Weirdo make over

Just to get into character you must look like a detective. It will motivate your inner guts and will give you strength to carry on. Magnifying glass, detective hat and weird hair do is must. And talk gibberish so that nobody will understand what you said.

Why you should watch ‘Tollywood’ movies?

The Gravity Killers

The most spectacular and mind boggling action scenes.You just can't avoid looking at screen and say "what the fu*k just happened ". Unlimited ammo / health, gravity defying kicks and jumps, pen converting into hovercraft and what not.

The Style Freaks

Every single character in these movies have their own style no single character in movie will be left that doesn't have normal behavior. 'dialog / way they walk / way they talk / or hang up on call' they do it with style. It helps you to make list of 'Things not to do ever in your life'.

The Movers & Shakers

This one is just cannot be beaten by any of the movie industry in the world they just got that thing man they will blow your mind in every single song they choreograph

And thanks to those choreographers who beats the shit out of the hero to make him dance.

The Gadget Guy

It seems they pay half of the movies budget to cameraman he starts at one angle short lenses , then it goes long , oh no angle changed again and again it continues.you just can't stop that person from playing with his camera. They can even make 2D movie look like 3D one.

The Crosswords

You can literally learn reading English in three hours. Every Tollywood movie you watch(If you are from anywhere but South-India) you need subtitles / dubbed version still going for subtitles is best way to go for as pitch in characters voice is magical and cant be recreated with dubbing.

Listees From Ticketees: Best ways to buy drama tickets

The Last Man Standing

You wait in the queue till the end of time. No matter what happens you just stand you ground. You just hope they won't shut it on your face because they are simply 'sold out'.

Call 100

You know they help people, and your tax pays for their salary (they owe you one !). Unless you want your a*s kicked go ahead an call them. They will definitely get one ticket for you. (# the grudge)

The BLACK jack

You know the gravity of buying drama ticket. You want one; and you are ready to pay more than its worth?. Go to theater and buy from guy who enchants 'Dus ka Bis...Dus ka Bis' and pay your hard earned money without hint of pain on your face and enjoy (try and enjoy ) the show.

The Smart Way

Just go to www.ticketees.com . Select your show, select your seats and pay; that's it !

How do Indians tackle with awkward scenes ?

Fastest Finger

You change the TV channel in fraction of seconds as if you are playing it for 'Kaun banega...'. This works every time. You can even say that your cat stepped on it.

The Chat Con

You talk to any one sitting next to you. Though its creepy but rest assure your neighbor picks up the clue and there goes shortest conversation in the history.

The Tony Stark

You pull out your gadget (Mostly cell phone) and just unlock the screen until scene passes.
You make sure nobody sees you looking at wrong screen.

The Ninja

You simply switch of the TV without anyone noticing you did it. You are so fast and stealthy ; even your middle finger doesn't know  your thumb did that.

Species Revealed: Taboo Friends

The Bomber: 

They are the one with 'aura'...sorry 'aroma' they bring along with them from that 'chana sabji' they had last night. And they do not take responsibility of generating amazing discomfort caused by them...it.

The Booger-man:

With one finger pricking nostril and talking to you they make sure you watch that tortures act of self hygiene. They do not care if anyone is watching them and making gross opinions about them. Well do not insult or provoke them 'coz they can really throw that booger with flick of their finger.

The Bystander:

They love to be witness to everything. Be it people fighting on street, people having candle light dinners and even aunties bargaining with hawkers. In process they waste your time and its bit creepy that they know more about you than you know about yourself.

The Unicorn Riders:

They are big fat liars. They tell you stories from Arabian nights, Mowgli and Akbar Birbal (sometimes from 'chota bheem'). They make up stories they never been into, share their views on stuff they don't know even exist. They can even explain you 'Theory of everything'.

so what category your friends fall into?