The Bomber:
They are the one with 'aura'...sorry 'aroma' they bring along with them from that 'chana sabji' they had last night. And they do not take responsibility of generating amazing discomfort caused by them...it.
The Booger-man:
With one finger pricking nostril and talking to you they make sure you watch that tortures act of self hygiene. They do not care if anyone is watching them and making gross opinions about them. Well do not insult or provoke them 'coz they can really throw that booger with flick of their finger.
The Bystander:
They love to be witness to everything. Be it people fighting on street, people having candle light dinners and even aunties bargaining with hawkers. In process they waste your time and its bit creepy that they know more about you than you know about yourself.
The Unicorn Riders:
They are big fat liars. They tell you stories from Arabian nights, Mowgli and Akbar Birbal (sometimes from 'chota bheem'). They make up stories they never been into, share their views on stuff they don't know even exist. They can even explain you 'Theory of everything'.
so what category your friends fall into?
