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Friday 17 April 2015

Species Revealed: girlfriend-O'sepian

The dream girl:
She is the one you always dreamed about. With all your heart and with all you have.
And the best part is she reciprocate your feeling for her.

The taxer:
God made her just to punish you. apart from low battery, weak wi-fi single and slow internet she is there to screw up your life. Hotels, movies, outings, parties she makes sure your left with just enough money to pay for her cell phone top-up.

The pineapple:
Hell she is cute, mannered and everything every guy ever dreamed about (um..but). Well but she is idiot. She is so idiot that she thinks north pole is made up place and Narnia is real one.

The mp3:
She is real chatter box. Initially you take is as expressive girl but then you start realizing she is more than that; she is 'The mp3'. She can make your ears bleed and hell yes she will make you so sick with all blha..blahh that you actually are forced to kill yourself.

The inception girl:
Well friends she is not real. Imagining someone  out of nowhere is cool when your 5 years old but not now. You can identify symptoms easily when you buy yourself a gift on valentine day. and write love / break-up poems without being in one.