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Monday 13 April 2015

Species Revealed: boozing friends

We all have lots of friends good, bad and so many categories we can divide them into. Still we all have that set of friends we take out for drinks or join them. Let’s take look few of square pegs,

The Chakna people:
They are all about 'chakna'. They never stops eating no matter what's in the plate. If not cheap drinks they are sure to give you headaches. Still its good to have them around (as they are only one sober) when you need them.

The kidnappers:
No matter what the issue be it break up , fights, or any thing ; after few drinks they always end up saying "Chal yaar utha laate hai !"


The 'bro':
They end up hugging you, holding your hand, or if you are luck enough puke on you and say "Tu mera bhai hai". They will take your side no matter what even when you are the one mixing water into water !


The oath-breaker:
someone who can vow on making drink in their hand the last drink of their life. No worries you can easily find them drinking next time you go fro some drinks. They are typically known as the oath-breakers.

The giver:
Don't get fooled by their capacity of drinking / eating / both, they will give you more than something to boast about them. warm, smelly, glass full of puke. #urrghhhh.

getting flashbacks from your drinking ventures? put your friends in their class and have fun.