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Tuesday 26 May 2015

Things every jobless guy goes through !

Family Atyachaar
Your parents (# Not all) will keep on taunting you about your jobless situation. Your every single habit will go through approval. Your shower habits, sleeping disorders, and food hazards will be noticed and you will be made aware of it. In a wrong way.


Society ki Maar
Every other aunty in your society wonders why you are always at home and they will make sure all their sisters will be aware of it, whereas all the uncles and relatives will ask you 'Kya socha hai ? / kya kar rahe ho ?'..And you are speechless.


Dosto ka Pyaar
No matter how hard it is they will be there with you, for you. All your overhead cost will be paid by them (# smokes / drinks / trips). They are real angels but they will also make sure that you will honor them with big fat ass party once you get a job.


Girlfriend ka Sansaar
Worst nightmare when your girlfriend is getting married and you can’t do a shit to stop it. You simply can’t feed yourself let alone the thought of feeding wife. And then she goes and you keep crying thinking you will make it big someday just to make her realize what she did to you was wrong (#she doesn’t give shit)

Monday 25 May 2015

Relationship best practices !

Talk
Yes ! Talk with your partner a lot. It helps you connect with them. You can talk about almost anything. Don't just keep your communication related to 'relationship' just explore stuff . You can talk about 'black holes' and 'currency crisis' too. This makes sure there is strong bond betwwen you two; which wwill work as glu when and if ever one drifts apart.


Show
Make them feel special. Everyone loves attentions and if you get it from person you are expecting it from then there is nothing like it. Yes, they say 'it's not about showing' but sometimes you need to make them feel like they are the only person who exist in the universe along with you.


Do
Try and do as much stuff as you can for your partner. and having said that, this doesnt mean spending money and buying gift. Small gesture of love and consideration will also do. If she complains about back pain just move along and give her back massage ( Strictly keep it decent)


Understand
You dont have to have solutions to their problem. Just listening to what they have to say is more than enough. Dont be judgmental and dont give feedback unless asked to. Make sure they know they can talk to you about anything and everything. (Extremlly important) (Best example is like having interanl joke or memory) (#BargatKaPed)


Surprise
Let them know you are capable of adding spice to relationship. Celebrating their birthday surprise party is best way to start but you can also give them small surprises.
Like celebrating their festival (#Onam). And Sending money via 'half girlfriend'(#book)


Be There
No matter what happens never ever, ever, never , never let them feel that they are alone. Sure you cant be there always but you can make sure they will find home in you. Be there north and rest assured they will always gravitate back to you.