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Tuesday 26 May 2015

Things every jobless guy goes through !

Family Atyachaar
Your parents (# Not all) will keep on taunting you about your jobless situation. Your every single habit will go through approval. Your shower habits, sleeping disorders, and food hazards will be noticed and you will be made aware of it. In a wrong way.


Society ki Maar
Every other aunty in your society wonders why you are always at home and they will make sure all their sisters will be aware of it, whereas all the uncles and relatives will ask you 'Kya socha hai ? / kya kar rahe ho ?'..And you are speechless.


Dosto ka Pyaar
No matter how hard it is they will be there with you, for you. All your overhead cost will be paid by them (# smokes / drinks / trips). They are real angels but they will also make sure that you will honor them with big fat ass party once you get a job.


Girlfriend ka Sansaar
Worst nightmare when your girlfriend is getting married and you can’t do a shit to stop it. You simply can’t feed yourself let alone the thought of feeding wife. And then she goes and you keep crying thinking you will make it big someday just to make her realize what she did to you was wrong (#she doesn’t give shit)