If you have girlfriend or boyfriend studying engineering (#why people why ?) these are few classic line that you gonna say or hear at least ones when exams are on. Applicable even if you are also engineering student.
#1
Classic tale of not being ready for exam or to avoid questions like 'Kitna hua padhke ?'. Used when they need some confort from you. Make sure you say something like this 'It's ok baby ho jayega, don't worry !'
#2
This is real SOS call. And you have no idea why you are hearing it as there is no way that you can possible find their hall ticket for them. Never reply ' Babu bag main he hoga ! ' (# you are dating someone so dumb that they are clueless about most obvious place to find hall ticket.)
#3
The task of the century. Never take up this responsibility. If by any means you forget waking up your girlfriend at 4 am on Tuesday she will haunt you for an entire month and might also blame you for low scores in exams.
#4
Classic line used mostly by guy (#mostly doesn't mean all). It is when they know nothing on earth can save them. Just sit back and you let them talk. At certain point they will hang up saying 'Ohh shit I gotta go n study !'
#5
Can be used during / after / before exams. classical way to let your partner know that you care more about health then their studies. (# nobody wanna date stupid person unless they are 'Aliya B'). Make sure they eat and drink well so as to avoid 'loosing consciousness 5mins before exams'
