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Friday 8 May 2015

Why you should watch Bollywood movies

Twin Twister
Between all the masala you can find if your not sure why good guy is behaving as psychotic dude them you are my friend fell pray to 'Twin twister Syndrome'. It is when at least one of the identical twins is born evil.


Leap Of Faith
No matter what educational background hero have and no matter to which unit he belongs to, when it comes to cutting the right wire out of the bomb, he will always cut the right one. He doesn't think twice just takes a leap of faith as he is sure never a hero died before cutting bomb wire.


Time Space(Place) Continuum
Hero has this special power that whenever he gets beaten by villain he shows no pain (#Stabbing / gun wound / kicks / punches); but the very moment girl cleans his wounds he cries like baby. Scientist across the world are trying to simulate this as it can come in handy when morphine is not around.


Suspended Holmes
The detective always solves the case when he is suspended. Case like robbery or murder or even plan of blowing up moon detective will solve the case provided he must be suspended. Even MI6 now suspends officer before assigning any case to them.


Telepathy Terror
All you need is to dance onscreen and people will follow you and do exactly same steps in synchronization that is hard to achieve even by 'Drill Sargent'. As if they are connected with some kind of force and communication line which makes them aware that which step to follow. (#Google have already submitted patent for technology)