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Saturday 6 June 2015

Arranged Marriage Meetups

 Place
You cant actually decide where to meet.
Home: Too official
Bar: Too Open
CCD / McD : Too Obvious
And finally you meet them at railway station while coming back from office : Too Lame


Fashion
What to wear is a question people prefer to keep unanswered.
Formals: boring / office peon oriented.
T-shirt: seems immature
Party wear: out of question
and finally you end up wearing cloths your parents think you look smart in.


Language
What to say and how to say it.
Obviously way too odd to start with dude and babe.
You don't wanna scare her off with your slang and words from roadictionary.


Stories
What to say leads to topic you both can talk about. It can be your job (Boring unless you are in army), friends and hobbies etc. DO NOT start with stories which will scare the shit out of her(the day you beat that poor beggar, how to pissed on road after drinking 3 pitchers alone)


Past
Everyone comes with the baggage. Just don't overload person in front of you with all of it at once.
Take a breath. And decide if you wanna go for it or not.